[SHAKIRA & RIHANNA in “I Keep Forgetting to Mis-Remember to Un-Forget the Title of This Song”] ♫ I sing like a goat
The frog in my throat ♫ ♫ Has lived there for years
And he makes me sing this way ♫ ♫ I set up a bed
Down by the steps ♫ ♫ So when I run down stairs
I don’t crash and smash my head ♫ ♫ I really have to pee now
But I cannot leave because I’m waiting for Rihanna ♫ ♫ Where’s that ho? ♫ ♫ This is our girls night
I sent her an e-vite ♫ ♫ To have a slumber party
At my house ♫ ♫ Oh, oh, ooh, oh, oh
I’m very frio [cold]! ♫ ♫ I keep forgetting to put clothes on ♫ ♫ Rock and roll! Guitar solo!
I had to start a band with no one ♫ ♫ The evil throat froggy
He put a curse on me ♫ ♫ Now I must live in this big house alone ♫ ♫ Hey Rihanna!
Where the hell are ya? ♫ ♫ Don’t piss me off or I’ll unfriend you ♫ ♫ Sorry, I’m late
I was harassed at the gate ♫ ♫ Your house is a maze
Don’t know why you need all this space ♫ ♫ We’re smoking in bed
Bitching ’bout men ♫ ♫ Our asses look great
But we can’t find a decent mate ♫ ♫ It really makes me feel bad
Got issues with my dad ♫ ♫ And it makes me date such assholes ♫ ♫ Oh, not again!
Let’s play a board game ♫ ♫ Like Scattergories
And I will make us nachos ♫ ♫ Where did she go?
Hey, Rihanna, I think I lost ya ♫ ♫ I took a wrong turn at the bathroom ♫
– Make a left! ♫ Hey, Shakira
I cannot hear ya ♫ ♫ Just stay put, my butt will find your butt ♫ ♫ Communicate with me
With ass telepathy ♫ ♫ Now we’re dry humping the dry wall ♫ ♫ Why can’t I rebound
From stupid Chris Brown? ♫ ♫ You keep forgetting he’s an ass clown ♫ ♫ I’d kill, and I’d steal,
And I’d cheat on my taxes ♫ ♫ And french kiss a frog for that boy ♫
♫ Really? ♫ ♫ I’d eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic ♫
♫ He battered you like a Nerf toy ♫ ♫ I have a solution, a man substitution
Have you met my friend, the bullfrog? ♫ Just reach down and kiss him
He’ll become a prince ♫ ♫ And he won’t treat you like a lap dog ♫ ♫ Ohh, noo!
[laughs melodically] ♫ ♫ Now the evil frog has cursed you
What is that noise? ♫ ♫ That’s your new voice
And now I sound the way I used to sound ♫ ♫ How do I stop this hell?
This vocal prison cell? ♫ ♫ You have to pass the curse to someone else
Well, this is goodbye ♫ ♫ My hips don’t lie!
You kinda sound like Julie Andrews ♫ Oh, thank you! ♫ “The Key of Awesome” intro ♫ Hey guys!
– Thanks for watching “The Key of Awesome”! And to watch more “Key of Awesome” videos, click on the playlist in the description below. And don’t forget to subscribe! Also, Tod and I did a really cool collaboration with our old friends Erik Beck and Justin Johnson. It’s a remake of the film “Robocop”, the original. And to check out our scene that we did, click on the link in the description. It’s a musical. ♫